SIR - What a great start to the season. We have three teams in the top five of Coinslot's Surreal Soccer, and our CVA-sponsored football team, London & Essex FC, are six wins out of six games in the local Ilford and District Division 2 League. Watch out Sir Alex!

London and Essex are well supported by CVA employees and team captain Jonathan Mays, a pillar of the sales team, enjoys his central defender's role. Apparently it's a great stress relief after a week in sales. Football is a massive part of everyday life at CVA -between us we support Tottenham, West Ham, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man United, Everton, Leyton Orient and we even have a straggler in the form of Aston Villa - how did he slip in?